Why is it that when someone pisses me off, I feel the need to write? I mean, is it the internal need to complain about everything or is it trying to find some rhyme and reason in this inconsiderate world? I’m mad. Mad. Mad. Mad. And what am I mad about you ask? I’m mad at everyone and everything. Well, no. That’s not right. I’m mad at those stupid men who run through my life with inconsiderate intent and blasphemously bark their blatant, self righteous baloney.

A look into my dating life in the past month:

1) The Magician- His “disappearing and reappearing when he’s bored act” is quite fantastic, and he seems super nice, so you buy his bullshit and give in. Well, sir- disappear for good. Thanks.

2) The “My life is so hard, but I don’t do anything to better it, so I’m just going to complain and blame everyone else” dude: Shut the fuck up. Shit happens, my man. Get back on the damn saddle, fix your shit, and quit your whiny excuses. This one likes to blame women for not being able to handle his “oh so woe is me” life- but is really an inconsiderate prick in disguise. Buh Bye.

3) The “I can’t wait to see you, but I’m going to cancel on you last minute” dude- You, my friend, will NEVER see me. You probably have a wife hidden somewhere. Have a nice day.

4) The “My ex was a whore so you must be too” guy. Umm, no. We are different people. Individuals, if I might add. I’m sorry that she cheated, but umm- well- yea. You’re too angry for my taste. Two angry people won’t really mix. I mean, you don’t know I’m angry, but I do. Lose my number. And stop calling women whores. It’s not welcoming. Thanks.

5) The “I don’t understand why my ex broke up with me, I’m such a nice guy, and I don’t know why I can’t find a nice girl” guy. Piece of advice: Stop talking about your ex. You have now wasted an hour of my life, that I will never get back, listening about all the things you did for some chick I don’t know. Nice girl gone. Peace out.

6) The ” I love you but can’t be with you” guy. I have no words for you. I have nothing to say. How about: reevaluate your life and definition of love, cuz umm….Yea.

7) The “I’m so jaded, I’ll never get into a relationship, it’s really me, but you are so amazing” guy. Go eff yourself. You are the most inconsiderate. You make women try to prove how beautiful life can be with love only to smush it in their faces when you find someone else. Asshole.

8) The nice guy who is too shy to ask you out on a date because he’s afraid of being rejected: SPEAK UP. You are inconsiderately letting women go on horrific dates with horrific men- and then you wonder why we become cold? COOOOOME OOOOOON! What is the worst thing that will happen? She’ll say no? So what? I’m not every one’s cup of tea, neither are you, but at least try. There is no harm in just saying “Hey, would you like to grab a drink sometime?” or “Hey, wanna grab a cup of coffee?” 98% of the time, she WILL say yes, because who doesn’t want to go grab a drink or a cup of coffee? She might not know that your intention is romantic, so show her with small romantic gestures when you do go out. Sometimes we don’t know you like us. We can’t read your minds either!

Ok, I feel better.

I have: Whined. Complained. Cursed. Given unwanted advice. And I have made my thoughts public. Because that’s what we do in 2015? Right?